Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as Piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach your self how to fly
Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand-new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder, what's this red button do?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
Prende fuego a tu cabello
Pincha un oso en el trasero
Toma medicinas caducadas
Báñate desnudo con pirañas
Formas tontas de morir
Tantas formas tontas de morir
Formas tontas de mori-i-ir
Tantas formas tontas de morir
Saca el pan con un tenedor
Has tu mismo de instalador
Aprende solo a volar
Come pays viejos sin refrigerar
Formas tontas de morir
Tantas formas tontas de morir
Formas tontas de mori-i-ir
Tantas formas tontas de morir
Invita un loco peligroso
Raya el coche nuevo de un mafioso
Al salir al espacio te sacas el casco
Escóndete en la secadora, verás que chasco
Formas tontas de morir
Tantas formas tontas de morir
Formas tontas de mori-i-ir
Ten de mascota una serpiente
Vende tus riñones a la gente
Come un tubo entero de pegamento
(spoken) Y este botón que pasa si lo aprieto?
Formas tontas de morir
Tantas formas tontas de morir
Formas tontas de mori-i-i-ir
Tantas formas tontas de morir
Vístete de alce para ir de caza
Molesta las avispas a ver que pasa
Párate al borde de los andenes
Pasa la barrera cuando este abajo
Corre por las vías de la estación
Aunque no rime es un casi seguro
Las muertes mas tontas
Las muertes mas tontas
Las muertes mas tonta-a-a-as
Tantas formas
Tantas formas tontas de morir
Set fire a tu cabello
Poke a stick en el trasero
Eat medicine caducadas
Use your private parts as con pirañas
Dumb ways morir
So many dumb ways morir
Dumb ways mori-i-ir
So many dumb ways morir
Get your toast out un tenedor
Do your own instalador
Teach yourself a volar
Eat a two-week-old refrigerar
Dumb ways morir
So many dumb ways morir
Dumb ways to mori-i-ir
So many dumb ways morir
Invite a psycho peligroso
Scratch a drug dealer's nuevo de un mafioso
Take your helmet off te sacas el casco
Use a clothes dryer as verás que chasco
Dumb ways morir
So many dumb ways morir
Dumb ways to mori-i-ir
So many dumb ways morir
Keep a rattlesnake serpiente
Sell both your kidneys riñones a la gente
Eat a tube de pegamento
I wonder, que pasa si lo aprieto?
Dumb ways morir
So many dumb ways morir
Dumb ways to mori-i-i-ir
So many dumb ways morir
Dress up like a moose de alce para ir de caza
Disturb a nest of wasps a ver que pasa
Stand on the edge of a de los andenes
Drive around the boom gates at este abajo
Run across the tracks de la estación
They may not rhyme, es un casi seguro
The dumbest ways mas tontas
The dumbest ways mas tontas
Dumbest ways mas tonta-a-a-as
Tantas formas
So many dumb ways to die
about
Now for the 9th anniversary of the song's launch, Dumb Ways to Die is bringing you a special edition of Metro's Dumb Ways to Die, and this album cover is inspired by Gold Finger's album cover, "Stomping Ground". This now includes a Spanish version of Dumb Ways to Die, "Formas Tontas De Morir"!
Three songs originally slated for Chonny & Clyde’s LP; all proceeds benefit United For Puerto Rico’s efforts to support those affected. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 6, 2017
Stirring Americana set to acoustic arrangements and topped by the legendary Alice Gerrard’s lovely, world-wise voice. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 23, 2023
”Seawheel Acoustic” delivers captivating melodies and heartfelt lyrics in songs that are equal parts soothing and enchanting. Bandcamp New & Notable Jul 10, 2023
Tom Houston swings between heartfelt folk and quirky slice-of-life spoken word, augmented with electronics, on his latest LP. Bandcamp New & Notable Nov 15, 2022